shizzling the nizzle

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
whacking the mole
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"I can't stand to see him shizzling the nizzle."

shizzling the nizzle by Dean May 13, 2005

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The Canadian Sizzler

When one dips his penis in maple syrup and wraps his junk with canadian bacon. The syrup will help the bacon stick on your penis. He then proceeds to have intercourse(vaginally or anally) and creates so much heat it cooks the bacon. This may take some time to cook. Once said bacon is cooked the woman then eats the bacon off said member while your jizz in her mouth

Dan: Yo Mike you were really banging that chick last night for a long time.

Mike: Yeah, as soon as she found out I was Canadian, she asked for a The Canadian Sizzler

Dan: Nice!!!

The Canadian Sizzler by Canadian ambassador of beaver February 24, 2011

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Wuz the frizzle skizzle?

It mean's what's up friend

"Hey dude, wuz the frizzle skizzle?

Wuz the frizzle skizzle? by Vickiroxx11 December 11, 2011

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smizzle the wizzle

this means quite literally to smoke the weeed man. usually used in a kinda way that only pot heads look forward to sayin. hey any chance to smizzle the wizle is a great chance for anyone.

yoooooo man.........um u wanna....smizzle the wizzle and get fumando!!!

smizzle the wizzle by PISAN December 2, 2004