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the Pearl Harbor

When a guy is receiving oral sex, he explodes a bomb into the back of a girl's mouth when least expected. This procedure is most effective when being deep-throated, as the girl gags greatly.
Yo CJ, did you see Rohan's mom after I Pearl Harbored her. That had to be a liter that I blew into her mouth, and she never saw it cumming.
the Pearl Harbor by John Jacobs November 15, 2004

The pearl 

1The most boring mother fuckin book in the world by john Steinbeck
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The drop of semen at the end of your penis when a girl squeezes it up to the top after you ejaculate.
Why the fuck do we have to read the pearl as our mother fuckin novel? Its boring
Mmm my girl just sucked the pearl off my dick
The pearl by Buster369 November 5, 2018

clutching the pearls 

when a flamboyant male homosexual (Queen) animatedly grabs at their neck to express disbelief or bewilderment.
after it was announced that he was runner up in the talent contest, Sabation screamed out "well i never" and was seen clutching the pearls as he stormed off the stage.

the pearson 

To be utterly inappropriate in a relationship with someone under the age of 17.

Also a phrase used for a man who enjoys drinking another mans baby batter.
Look at the pearson over there pretending to read the paper in front of the school.
the pearson by The Grammar master November 14, 2011

do the pears

Move to apartments. Also means literally do the pears.
Dude, I'm gonna do the pears.
do the pears by Garfield135 October 4, 2007

Washing the pearl 

A girls sneaky cover word for masturbating through clitoral stimulation. Often causes confusion.
"Katie was refusing to Skype me last night. She said she was busy 'washing the pearl'"

"What does that even mean?"
"Idk man, idk"