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The Lonely Peach 

When one performs the act of pulling his ballsack upwards whilst tucking his penis in between his legs, giving the illusion that one only has testicles but no penis, thus the lonely peach
Joe: Shit bro where the fuck is your dick?!?! You lonely peaching?
Rick: No. I have a disfigurement. Thanks for making me feel self concious. Dick
Joe: Oh im so sorry man...
Rick: Ahhhhhh got you im lonely peaching!

That is how the lonely peach works.
The Lonely Peach by Hugh Jainus February 23, 2011
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Jamesing the Giant Peach

While having anal sex you cum inside of her ass. This sprouts from the childrens book James and the giant Peach where James COMES inside the giant peach. Its a play on words where Peach represents the ass and coming is self explanatory.
So me and her were doing anal and I totally James'd her Giant Peach! (Jamesing the Giant Peach)

James and the Giant Peach

When the male genitalia becomes soft and shrinks down upon entering a female’s vagina making intercourse impossible thereby he must plant his finger James on her clitoris peach pit in order to grow a ripe giant peach
I just drank a lot of Jameson, guess I’ll have to James and the giant peach her tonight!

The Savannah Peach

When you dip your scrotum in peach jelly and have her lick it off as you cum on her face.
"Dude I gave her The Savannah Peach"

Peach on the beech 

To bear your behind on the beech particilarly if it gets sun burned
Peach on the beech by LondonTwonnock November 26, 2016

The Peace of Princess Peach 

The Peace of Princess Peach, is the Peach Treaty, where she says she loves Mario, and Luigi, equally, so both Mario Bros., and Luigi Bros., are equally valid.
The Peace of Princess Peach, led to the end of a crisis in The Mushroom Kingdom. Both Mario, and Luigi, are equals! Phew!

pride of the peaches 

Strong Bad: So, Homsar, how did you get here?

Homsar: Twas the pride of the peaches.