Slam the Monster

1. To drink a Monster energy drink much too quickly to be any good for your health

2. To perform a sexual act similar to but not necessarily limited to "spanking the monkey"

3. To masturbate so hard that your dick feels like you slammed it against a monster

"Damn that bitch is fine. I'd slam the monster with her any time."

Slam the Monster by Smellins March 14, 2013

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killing the monster

I will be a little late, I am currently killing the monster.

killing the monster by Sensei85 December 1, 2017

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the monster • The Monster Truck • the monster (by eminetm and rihana) • the monster energy • The Monster Goes Rawrr • The Monster mash • The Monster of Florence • the monster that ate everybody • the_monsterunder_the_bed • feed the monster

where the monster at?

1, 2, 3, 4

Random nigga: Yo ma nigga, where the monster at?
Other random nigga: 1, 2, 3, 4

where the monster at? by lïsähörïjöntälhäïrcömbbätmän October 27, 2023

milking the monster

"I was alone and horny so i was MILKING THE MONSTER"

milking the monster by Chip Shpeedler August 23, 2011

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feed the monster

when a person is performing well in basketball you keep dishing that person the rock

Our gameplan is to feed the monster, Shaq is the monster

feed the monster by G-strang June 29, 2011

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Whacking the Monster

1)masturbation

2)hitting a bullie at a school/work place

"Man I'm tired from whacking the monster last night"

"Jerald began Whacking the Monster that had called a poop-nugget his entire life"

Whacking the Monster by PeRf3Ct C1rClE June 4, 2009

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Gronkster the monster

A nickname that defys an idiot. The real name would usually be Gronkcowski. He is tough but stupid. Kind of like Captian man from danger force

Person 1: Isn't that Gronkster the monster?

Person 2: Yeah it seems like he ran into the door again 😑

Gronkster the monster by Raylen Flame July 19, 2022

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