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the michael brown effect

When a six foot five inch tall hulk of a man in a spitting rage, smashing through the window of a car to assault its occupants is reduced to an underfed, four foot tall teenager .. just being friendly.
Wow, that murdering fruitcake just got the Michael Brown effect. He must have an amazing lawyer!

The Michael Jordan 

You are plowing this chick in the missionary position. Then, when you are about to cum. You stick your tongue out sideways out of your mouth, and point your penis up and cum in the air. Then, you grab the cum in midair and slam it in her face (hopefully her mouth)

smuggling the Mitchell Brothers 

The Mitchell Brothers (Grant and Phil) were two characters from the TV show Eastenders, who were bald.

So when a large-chested girl has a low-cut top, her breasts can resemble the tops of the heads of the Mitchell Brothers, so it looks like she's smuggling them in her top.
"Check that girl's tits out! They're huge! It looks like she's smuggling the Mitchell Brothers!"

The Michael Barrymore Special 

A combination of MDMA and Cocaine as reported to have been consumed at Michael Barrymore’s party in Royston, Essex.
I got to bed at 9am this morning, it was the Michael Barrymore Special last night.

The Michael M 

When your dick is so thiccc you make your wife/girlfriend pass out the second you enter her rectum.
Dude, I thought I killed my wife when we had anal

Oh shit son, you gave her the Michael M
The Michael M by Swivel mi timbers November 21, 2020

"light the match" song 

The song you play as you light the match and walk away from a world you're destroying...as you walk away the world you once knew is bursting into flames behind you, typically in Slow-Mo and only the weak look back.

("light the match" ) is an original term created by Melissa Lewis ™ all rights reserved.)
and i quote... (Venice Venture) by Big Wild is my "light the match" song.