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Sock through the pant leg

Something so outta pocket you could pull your sock up through your pant leg
Friend 1: thaw reason she’s such a bitch is because she hasn’t had dick in a while

Friend 2: thats soo sock through the pant leg

Friend 3: preesh

Leg over the whale 

To do something. Anything you can think of.
Jim: Did you guys finish moving the couch?
Joe: Nah, there were only two of us, we couldn't get our legs over the whale.

Beth (in need of a steak knife for steak): Be right back, I need to get a steak knife so I can get my leg over the whale.

Leg over the whale 

A problem. Whenever you can't do something, you can't get your leg over the whale. When you need help doing something, you need help getting over the whale.
Jen: Man, I've gotta do 5 days worth of homework in one hour. I'm never gonna get my leg over the whale.

Bill: Hey, can you bring me that dolly? I'm trying to move this huge box and I need some help getting over the whale.

The Second Left LEg Accident Granted Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez'sHand 

The Second Left LEg Accident Granted Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez'sHand
The Second Left LEg Accident Granted Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez'sHand

leg lamp in the window 

Something that you are very proud of, but no other person is impressed by, often an accomplishment, story, or item. The definition stems from the movie, "The Christmas Story" where Ralphie's father is extremly proud of his major award ( a lamp in the shape of a woman's leg), but no one is impressed as he is.
Person 1: My dad tells everyone that he was in the audience for Letterman, he doesn't realize that people don't care.

Person 2: Yeah I noticed, it's his leg lamp in the window.
leg lamp in the window by MCUD December 31, 2010

Scratching the back of your leg

If you're scratching the back of your leg, it means you are nervous because you are in the presence of someone who is very attractive that you like a lot.
I was on a date with this girl the other night and she couldn't stop scratching the back of her leg; she likes me a lot.

Girl: I don't know why my leg is so itchy.

Guy: Oh I heard that scratching the back of your leg means that your nervous or something. And that your with someone you like a lot.

Girl: Well that explains it!