chilean Suppository 

The rescue pod used to retrieve the 33 miners in Chile; that resembles a giant suppository.

If I was trapped in a mine, I don't think I could be rescued with the chilean Suppository, I'm too fat.

chilean Suppository by superkustom October 15, 2010

Supposistory 

A pun derived from the word Suppository. But instead of inserting a pill up your anus; you insert an story up your anus. Classic works of literature such as The Great Gatsby, Animal Farm, Alice In Wonderland, Lord Of The Rings, and The Chronicles of Narnia are good for beginners.

Teacher: "Take out your Great Gatsby books class!"

Chris: "Damn, not this shitty book again."

Alex: "I know. This book should be used as supposistory, it's the worst!!!"

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John: "Hey man do you got any Tylenol, my head hurts!"

Pat: "Nah bro but i got some supposistories if you want?"

Supposistory by mondob1ke March 31, 2011

Supposevly 

A way that many people incorrectly say "supposedly".

Dumbass: "Supposevly the beaches are nice out there".

Person with average intelligence: "It's supposedly dumb motherfucker"!

Supposevly by Brieanna Richmond July 6, 2016

Script Suppository 

Generally used by high-level programmers, particularly SAV and DHCP specialists; a place where scripts and code are stored for later use. Can contain injectable code of any type, sometimes used for penetration testing on enterprise systems.

I reached deep into my script suppository and extracted a nugget of VB perfection.

Script Suppository by Kommodore March 20, 2009

all the white horses in the sun, how'm i supposed to get any ridin' done. 

smack smack smack. sizzle sizzle. pop. pop. none. not even one.

all the white horses in the sun, how'm i supposed to get any ridin' done.

all the white horses in the sun, how'm i supposed to get any ridin' done. by cicero visceria May 29, 2008

suppositive 

(n) Something inserted in one's rectum that causes a pleasurable sensation.

It looked big, but, when greased thoroughly, that liter Coke bottle turned out to be a real suppositive.

suppositive by DukieP April 28, 2005

Supposterous 

Far enough beyond absurd or ridiculous that it was clearly pulled out of someone's ass.

A combination of the words suppository and preposterous.

Dude, your story about kicking a rhino in the balls to escape the Shanghai zoo is supposterous.

Supposterous by Dawg of the Day May 28, 2012