Trailer Park Suitcase 

a package of 30 busch lites

Jim: "Hey chris did you get that trailer park suitcase for me?"

Chris: "Hell yea man, it's sittin in the back of big sierra."

Trailer Park Suitcase by trailer park suitcase March 30, 2011

mexican suitcase 

A large trash bag.

I saw Joanna dragging her mexican suitcase onto the city bus after she shopped at the garage sales across town.

mexican suitcase by Celtic26 April 9, 2010

southie suitcase

A trash bag with no handle and or no hinged lid, used for carrying clothes and other personal possessions. A heavy duty contractor bag is considered the Louis Vuitton of southie suitcases.

Sully: Damn Mickey you cheap Irish prick I see you got that southie suitcase, are you that poor?
Mickey: Naw Sully the wife caught me cheating last night, didn’t have time to grab my duffel. Mind if crash on your couch?

Sully: Only if you got some beer in there!

southie suitcase by BostonJimmy July 20, 2021

St. Louis suitcase 

The act of love which consists of shitting on your partners belly, aim for the belly button for best results, then folding that person in half, ankles to ears, and penetrating the fold using the feces for lubrication.

The prostitute I hired would not accept me in her mouth after I performed a St. Louis suitcase so I had to murder her.

St. Louis suitcase by TurboSchmitz November 23, 2014

suitcase of courage

A ridiculous metaphor used by certain individuals of an English descent to describe a phenomenal performance on a bicycle. It is typically only used by those who have zero grasp on reality, and are in complete denial that the truth means anything to them personally.

Punctuated typically by the use of the incorrect name of the individual being referred to, and usually corrected by a sidekick.

Lance Armstrong is digging deep in his suitcase of courage to drop whathisforeignsoundingnamethatIcan'tpronounce" "Wait Phil, that's not Lance, that's Floyd Landis

suitcase of courage by UCI Overlord November 24, 2011

suitcase 

to hide things in your ass, usually used in jail

"wow who would of thought Dr Quin Medicine Woman could of suitcased 47 plastic army men, she is an inspiration to us all"

suitcase by michael lowe May 25, 2007

Human Suitcase 

When a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes.

As seen on SNL Weekend Update (City Correspondent, Stefon)

insert exact quote from SNL Human Suitcase

Human Suitcase by [insertpseudonymhere] March 6, 2011