Stratford School Academy

Stratford school academy not only is a shitty school in terms of teaching but also is filled with snakes hoes and boys who think they’re prestige. No one likes anyone but they all act like they’re in la la land. Everyone including me thinks they’re the fucking shit. If you’re white, gay, bi etc don’t even fucking bother considering coming here because you will NOT be tolerated. We love black. Even to the point to where your shoes coat blazer and even hair accessories have to be black. Or expect Mr Seager or Mr Pratt to track you down and fuck you up. The teachers are clapped. The students are of another species. 100% would recommend

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by hoehoehoes December 25, 2018

Strategic Liking

when you like one of the opposite sex's photo on facebook with intentions of letting them know you are interested in hooking up with them

Jon: I did some Strategic Liking of ella's facebook photos

Michael: Mate you are in!

by Nickkkkkkk.S March 5, 2011

Strasburged

The act of becoming scared or trepidatious before, during, or after confrontation.

Look at that kid, he strasburged so hard after the Captain question him.

by burg January 14, 2015

Strategic Absence

Noun

When you skip school on a day you have a really big assignment due, such as a project or a report. Can also apply to exams. Very common in high school and secondary school

Dude, the project's due tomorrow, are you done? No man, I'm gonna pull a strategic absence tomorrow to save my ass

by dachyr May 2, 2010

Jun Strat

A Jun Strat is named after a popular CSGO player named Jun, who frequently hides in smokes with an auto shotgun and wrecks shop.

Did you see that guy pull off the Jun Strat? I've never seen a shotgun go up so many people's asses so quickly.

by Zumapwn July 29, 2016

strategically brilliant

The War Criminal in Chief’s typically grandiose self-assessment of his impulsive and ignorant decision to pull US troops out of Syria.

What I’ve done in Syria is quite frankly strategically brilliant; I know you don’t like it but Syria is mostly a lot of sand - and Vlady’s gonna really love me now!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

Strategic Bombing

When paragliding, it is the act of flying over large groups of people with your pants down and trying to hit them with your excrement.

John: "Hey, Bob, what are you gonna do this afternoon?"
Bob: "I'm strategic bombing a kindergarten class"
John: "Oh nice. So how's the family"
Bob: "Karen's doing well, and Billy is doing well in school"
John: "How's he doing?"
Bob: "He's almost out of kindergarten"

by !dlroW-olleH November 17, 2019