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emerald shower

Similar to a golden shower, except you eat asparagus first so your urine stinks like asparagus pee.
That asparagus was so good last night. When I got home I gave my girlfriend an emerald shower - it smelled awful!
emerald shower by Bunjamin November 17, 2013

Koino Shower 

The sexual act where a female stands over a partner and releases menstrual blood on their face. Like a golden shower, but red.
"I would take you in the koino shower" -Illseraec
Koino Shower by Kimmicakes December 25, 2013

poor man's shower 

much like the mexican shower, it is a quickened alternative to a shower or a bath. requires the dipping of one's head underneath the faucet so as to clean the hair but not the entire body.

the term originates from a detroit urban legend whereby one man had only enough money to generate water for his hair. he was, in fact, poor.
1. time is money, just take a poor man's shower
2. look, we're running late. either take a mexican shower or a poor man's shower.

3. if you think you're gonna be able to go bravo delta tonight, you gotta at least take a poor man's shower
4. you can tell he only took a poor man's shower this morning

Hot Girl Shower 

A long shower a girl takes in order to prepare for a date or big event. She exfoliates, washes her hair, does a face mask, uses her nicest body wash, and shaves. The goal is to emerge soft, glowing, and sexy.
I’m meeting this guy from Tinder for a boat party in 3 hours, time to take a hot girl shower.

I’m gonna take a hot girl shower and then I’ll be right over.

Hot girl summer starts with a hot girl shower.
Hot Girl Shower by Lndslvns August 7, 2021

Philosophy shower 

When one spends an abnormally long time in the shower because they are putting thought into some of the deeper issues in their life.
Friend: Dude you were in the shower for 45 minutes! What the hell were you doing, jacking off?

Guy: Nah dude I was taking a philosophy shower.

Friend: Oh ok that's excused then.
Philosophy shower by FuctButSects October 22, 2010

Pre Shower Shit 

Shit you take before a shower, pre-shower ritual. Also the best time to take a shit. (P.S.S)
"Hey bro I'm gonna go take a shower"
"Don't forget to take your Pre Shower Shit"
Pre Shower Shit by Dicked September 30, 2012