stowel 

A sam towel. What you get when you combine a sam and a towel, or when a person named sam exhibits towelish attributes. This is a newly discovered towel form, and should be approached with caution.

Person A: a sam towel, also known as a stowel
Person B: a hybrid...interesting
Person A: indeed
Person B: we'll need to do some experiments to see just how absorbent this "stowel" is

stowel by Chief Inspector March 25, 2008

Stowel 

sluty towel

Can you please pass me the stowel

Stowel by anna me September 3, 2021

Stokeley 

He is an very goofy, kind, sweet, and handsome person. He’s an great rapper and he has Jamaican in him which makes him even more hotter, especially when he talks in his Jamaican voice. He loves all of his slimes or mucus and he will and always will represent him, his mucus’s, and XXXTENTACION (Jahseh Onfroy), his best friend and vrotha, any and everywhere he goes.

“Stokeley is just so fine”

Stokeley by Gagejbd February 10, 2019

Thomas Sowell 

Black economist known for his clear and concise arguments on complicated economical issues. He was raised by by his great-aunt and her two daughters in Harlem in the 40's and years later graduated CumLaude from Harvard University in Economics. Later on he would be known to the general public through appareances on the Free to Choose series, interviews-discussions with William F Buckley, Hoover Institution interviews, Sowell's books and more.

Anecdote: He was a Marxist throughout all his youth, even when taking his Ph.D in Chicago with Milton Friedman as a teacher. However, one summer working as an intern for the Department of Labor made him assume that the general interest and the government interest weren't on the same line.

1939 - Moves to Harlem, NYC. Raised by his great-aunt and her two daughters.
1958 - Graduated Magna Cum Laude from Harvard University.
1968 - Earned Ph.D. in Economics from University of Chicago.
1963-80 - Taught Economics at Howard University, Cornell University, Brandeis University, and UCLA.
1980 - Becomes Senior Fellow at Hoover Institution, Stanford University.
June, 2020 - Published 37th first edition book at 90 years old.
2021 Biographic movie: "Thomas Sowell: Common Sense in a Senseless World"

A T.Sowell quote: “The first lesson of economics is scarcity: There is never enough of anything to satisfy all those who want it. The first lesson of politics is to disregard the first lesson of economics.”

"I thought that controlling wages and prices could improve people's lives until I was introduced to Thomas Sowell"

Thomas Sowell by Clup May 20, 2021

Showel

A Showel is a super comfy beach towel short

Go grab your Showel and let's go to the beach!

Showel by Showels January 15, 2013

Stokelord

Someone who is always full of stoke. No matter the situation, the individual remains stoked.

Oh my god, Elliot is such a stokelord.

Stokelord by Nemsley January 12, 2011

Stonely 

The act of smoking weed when you are lonely to achieve a high that will make the loneliness not so bad.

Paul's family and girlfriend were out of town and he was home all alone, he couldn't think of anything better to do so he smoked some herb weed and became very stonely. Everything was then OK.

Stonely by creativenate88 July 14, 2011