stork jumping

when a girl jumps over your cock as many times as possible, aggravating you until you have to SLAP A HOE

bitch quit stork jumping or i will slap a hoe!!

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Stork Puppet

The act of fisting an anorexic female.

Kate Moss is a total Stork Puppet.

Stork Puppet by Cave Moss February 24, 2012

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I'm going to stork out and see if I can do an hour on the elliptical!

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"DAMN! You see that girl over there in them black leggings, Jack?!"

"Yeah dude she got some Stork Legs!!"

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When you wrap a baby up in a blanket and carry the blanket like a stork would in those cartoons.

Don’t wake him up. Just stork the baby and bring him to his crib.

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When a girl jerks a guy off using her feet. nuff said.

Alex:"this chick was crazy last night she tried jerkin me with her feet"
Dan:"Ahh, the ol' stork in the cabin eh"?

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To go on a blind date only to find that your date resembles a stork.

Man, Brian hooked me up with this girl and she was a total stork! *stork date

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