red stapler 

Similar to a rug that really ties the room together, the red swingline stapler is a coveted possession or ideological, which when taken, may cause arson.

"Red stapler"
-Milton

red stapler by Ignatius Strangelove December 10, 2007

pine stapler 

When a female shaves her pubes and it grows back a few days later with spikey stubble resembling pine fur.

Me: “How did things go with that girl you took home last night?”

Friend: “Not good man, she had a pine stapler.”

pine stapler by saigonsally February 18, 2018

Reed City Stapler

The act of propping your own or somebody else's testicles onto a table and smashing them with your fist.

After Jimmy busted in the poker game, he proceeded to conduct a Reed City Stapler onto his own set of family jewels.

Reed City Stapler by Jimmy Crackedcorn November 7, 2009

muffin stapler 

When a woman with a muffin top get her rolls glued together with Sperm.

Dude I gave that chick the muffin stapler

muffin stapler by Element114 January 29, 2015

web stapler 

While two girls are Tribbing against each other, one of them squirts inside her partner. But during the process, finds out she has spider powers, so her squirt was essentially a bunch of impact webs, sticking each other together; web stapler

person 1: i think im going to...
person 2: oh yeah
pesron 1: *shhhhhhhhhhhh
person 2: ummm
person 1: that was fun
(both of them attempt to leave)
person 1: why can't i move
person 2: i believe we're in what's called a web stapler
both: *laughs

web stapler by Zimbaycoleo December 7, 2020

Ball Stapler 

"Busting my balls" said different. That's it. What were you expecting?

F1- "Kelly's such a ball stapler, she's constantly over my head asking me stuff

Ball Stapler by Shin-- February 27, 2021

Refill the Swamp Stapler 

To stimulate or manipulate genitalia, usually male, usually of the self, especially to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.

Skippy: "Boy, you're crabby today."
Dale: "Sorry, maybe I should go refill the swamp stapler."

Refill the Swamp Stapler by Ed the Trell January 5, 2019