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n, A descriptive word used to describe the kind of person who upon seeing you have the urge to whack full force in the face with a METAL fish slice utensil.

The type of person who's face would look so much better with imprinted lines from a fine fish slice whacking.
Mario saw Jo argue with a guy & shouted "Jo, Step back & I will handle this - He's a SPATULA!!"

Mario whacked the guy across the dial with a fish slice because he was a Spatula!
Spatula by SeshGremlin19 November 14, 2019
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sexual spatula 

a person who is able to (at least temporarily) change another person's sexual preference; a person capable of "turning" another person
Jenn saw a hot guy at the gay club and desperately wanted to be his sexual spatula.
sexual spatula by Brad C. February 4, 2004
Im cool like a spatula
spatula by Anonymous April 4, 2003
A straight woman who either decides to attempt to "flip" a gay man straight or the last woman to date a gay man before he comes out.
Becky met Scott in a gay bar. She is such a spatula!
Spatula by HelenTheRaccoon May 28, 2014

spatula jockey 

anyone who works at a burger joint or diner
spatula jockey by Anonymous November 3, 2003

The Spatula 

(Adj)
What one becomes when you "turn" someone gay.
Suzie Q- "Billy Bob Jr. broke up with me, he's now going for my brother..."
Jane Doe- "That makes you The Spatula."