Snailemail 

email contact access with a person that does not have broadband internet. in which you cannot send them anything worthwhile watching and it may take them ages to respond to your email because their service is so painfully slow they dont bother using it much.

" dont bother sending any of that good porn to bob, he's on snailemail"

or

"it might just be quicker to ring up bob on the phone and tell him, as hes got snailemail"

Snailemail by kermitgreen May 9, 2009

Sailed The Seven Seas

When a person can say that they have had sex with men or women of many different ethnicities, races & origins.

Jim, a businessman for a major corporation, has really sailed the seven seas on his many different business trips across the globe.

Sailed The Seven Seas by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010

Snailey 

In relation to a snail; slow in nature; so slow that it can be annoying!

Kevin is such a snailey!

Snailey by Stephx86 October 23, 2005

Snailer

An attractive individual who with nothing but a glance can get you a little wet leaving a snail trail like stain in your undies

OMG that guy made me snail he must be a Snailer

Snailer by Benbo swaggings June 10, 2016

Snailer

Any word that contains ai in it will have a er added to the end.

Did you see that snailer? With its trailer?

Snailer by Silly Bear February 4, 2005

Snaildos 

Australian “company” owned by Zara Soonich(NOT real name) which makes “powerful” discord bots with “original” functions . This “legal” company also runs a few game servers(Minecraft, Terraria) that “have players online every day”. The Minecraft server is for bedrock only, and features “amazing” minigames, “awesome” survival and the recent creative update.
All quotes from this definition is from the owner himself.

-Dude did you join snailDOS Minecraft server?
-Yes, and unfortunately it was bad.
Actual quote from an actual player

Snaildos by minecrafter23333 November 2, 2019

snoiled

being spoiled but not really at the same time

C:"like OMG she called me spoiled!"
X:"yeah right....youre not though u worked hard all ur life"
C: "no shit I worked for everything I have and own!"
X: "forget what she said its snoiled words thats all"

snoiled by VitamenC February 14, 2008