moo-town-snacker Share definition Flag A man or woman who is preoccupied with a woman's breasts, specifically licking or sucking them during sex. Jane said that all Carlos wanted to do in bed was suck on her boobs. He's a real moo-town-snacker. moo-town-snacker by Brandon H. April 21, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the moo-town-snacker mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch