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news snacker

Someone who snacks on news from their cell phone, twitter or other social media.
I don't watch NBC any more. Nope, I' a news snacker these days with my new android and twitter.
news snacker by sbuser9 January 21, 2010

tasty sausage snacker 

those delicious sandwiches dripping with salty goodness you can only buy at Starbucks
"I'm going to Starbucks baby, do you want me to pick you up something?"
"Yes, Snorf, get me the tasty sausage snacker."

poo snacker 

Someone who eats their own poo.
"Hey Jack, check out the poo snacker in holding cell 2!"
poo snacker by Makers Mark August 21, 2007

Fish Snacker 

Jim: "Hey Mike, let's go get one of those Fish Snackers."
Mike: "No thanks, I've already slept with your girlfriend."
Fish Snacker by Enderwign September 22, 2007

Shit Snacker 

A dog who eats poo out of the cat's litter box as a snack.
Shit Snacker by Pale Rider 1 January 2, 2010

poo-snacker 

someone who eats their own poo.
"Hey Jack, check out the poo-snacker in Holding Cell 2!
poo-snacker by Makers Mark August 22, 2007