smeg 

knob cheese

eww u got knob cheese

smeg by Anonymous October 16, 2003

Smeg 

To slap ones male genitles around the facial features of some unexpecting female.
This can take place whilst oral pleasure being given and the penis being removed and smegging taking place.

X was givin Y oral pleasure.
Y removes penis from the X's mouth.
Y then slaps X around the face with the penis.
This is the art known as Smegging

Smeg by Smegman July 29, 2006

Smeg 

Pronounced (shmeg).

A derivative of the word smegma, which is a buildup of skin and other crud found between the foreskin and penis.

Defined as an asshole, jerk, or douche-bag.

1. That guy literally cock-blocked me... what a smeg!

2. He has the brand on the outside of every article of clothing; what a smeg.

3. Did that smeg just slap that girl?

Smeg by Rez B May 31, 2010

Smeg 

1. Anal sex with monkeys
2. The F word

1. Dude I went to the zoo and smegged all day long with the monkeys!
2. WHAT THE SMEG!?

Smeg by Stephen Cantonwine March 31, 2008

Smeg 

Smeg is an alternate word for Aussie or Smegs for more than one Aussie. To be used in the same way they use Pom , use on a daily basis at home work or leisure.
It can be a term of endearment when used correctly.

"Hey hows it going Smeg"
"See you Smegs didn't get too many golds in the Olympics this time"
"The Smegs beat the Poms again at cricket"

Smeg by Nemisis22 October 18, 2008

smeg 

smeg = the cheesy stuff that you get on a guys forskin

dude ure nobs fulla smeg n its liek soooooooo cheesy

smeg by smegs June 19, 2005

smeg 

it is a sagging piece of skin that
connects the main tubular segment of the penis to the flesh sack that holds and supports (scrotum) the sperm producing organs (testies)

poo wee! my smeg sure needs a wash, it
is starting to emit a cheese like odour

smeg by jg July 22, 2004