Goat Slitting 

The act of cutting someone's eyes horizontally to give them 'goat slits'.

I just finished goat slitting that mad hatter's eyes.

Goat Slitting by DaftSailor August 28, 2017

I’m shutting your butt down 

What Quentin Tarantino says when an TV presenter wants to fuck with him asking why his movies are so violent

QT: ...I don’t want to talk about the implications of violence…

KGM: No, but you haven’t fleshed it out.

QT: It’s not my job to flesh it out.

KGM: No, it’s my job to try and ask you to.

QT: And I’m shutting your butt down!

I’m shutting your butt down by SebIs#SWAG January 12, 2013

shit slotting

When you get really mad at someone and shit through thier letterbox

When someone is antagonised to the point where they 'slot' their own poo through another's letter box

'Ah man, I'm so mad at Pablo, so I thought I'd do some shit slotting. Basically I took a shit through his letter box'

shit slotting by Ragatron December 22, 2013

slunting 

Slunting is the act of Slut hunting

"Hey Jeff, what do you want to do tonight?" "I dunno dawg, lets go slunting"

slunting by Lee and Jeff July 10, 2006

coin slotting 

the act of dropping a small coin(nickle, dime, penny) down a persons coin slot aka ass crack

i had a bunch of change so i started coin slotting kids in class today

coin slotting by marstosirius April 16, 2007

Sluttiness 

How slutty you are.

1. If you had a twentyonesome or something, you are DEFINITELY on the top of the sluttiness list.
2. What? No, there was only 19 others!
1. Fuck you.

Sluttiness by GoldenBonnie09 May 29, 2019

The shutting up theory

Allow me to explain.

This theory speculates that by closing your mouth while simultaneously ceasing your lips to move people don't have to hear your annoying ass and by doing this it means nobody has to suffer from hearing what you have to say. This is due to how annoying you're being right now and everybody wanting you to stop talking.

- Come on, that was never a red!
- Have you ever heard about the shutting up theory? Allow me to explain.

The shutting up theory by XpOiYgjkL April 3, 2021