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pipe slinger 

A man who fucks his ex girlfriend that fucked with him while they were dating.
Guy 1: Shit, you fucked your ex in Disney, didn’t she mess you up?
Guy 2: Haha, yea.
Guy 1: Damn you’re a fuckin pipe slinger!
pipe slinger by JaqueF708 February 28, 2019

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel
Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Slurpee Slinger 

"I had to go back and address the Slurpee Slinger because he gave me Trojan Magnums instead of the regular size"
Slurpee Slinger by Todd A. March 12, 2008

purple headed yogurt slinger

boner
erection
pitching a tent
sporting a wood
icicles formed
the march is on
stiffy
mr. mortis
rigor mortis has set in
flesh rocket
jack's magic beanstalk
tall tommy
mushroom on a stick
and, uh, pedro
varsity blues classic scene, purple headed yogurt slinger is the final example prior to pedro.

St. Louis Slinger

A St. Louis diner classic. Scrambled eggs, hash-browns, hamburger, and melted cheddar cheese...all covered with chili. A favorite of Jeff Tweedy from Wilco.
After bowling all night at Saratoga Lanes and drinking PBRs I could really go for a St. Louis slinger at Tiffany's diner. I'll go poop tomorrow.
St. Louis Slinger by JazzManSam April 12, 2010

Mississippi Mud Slinger 

The act of ram rodding a fat ass till the spicy brown dribbles down your fuck stick.
Oh shit Eric got the Mississippi Mud Slinger again. Look at that mess.