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skim living 

living in a high strung and robotic way that ultimately skims over subtleties and honesty for the sake of getting on with something necessary. examples include people in positions of some responsibility who in fact despise being in such a place. often coincides with a loss of a proper honest sense of humour, and post 25 depression.
Skim Living - "In my job as a call centre operator, I skim live to fuck. I hate almost everyone who calls or i call , but i have to be a bubbly, friendly douche bag all the same"
skim living by jp7407 January 20, 2016
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Skim scholars

People who widely share content on social media that they have not actually bothered to read themselves.

Social media sharing warthog.

An expert in nothing.
This coffeeshop is filled with skim scholars!

I can tell a skim scholar when I see one!
What does that skim scholar have to say this time?
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Skim Scamming 

The act of looking busy while actually not doing any work, goofing off at work.
Lenny was skim scamming all night after he was assigned his work order, and only started working when he saw his supervisor coming to check on him.
Skim Scamming by Tito Titi June 30, 2020

skim dune 

Those fucking hick red neck mother fuckers who fuck there sister in the mud
"That nigga a real skim dune "
skim dune by Niggerballs420 August 20, 2021

Skim Milking 

When you stick ya dick ya dick in it
"I heard my father was Skim Milking my Boss"

skim claire 

A female who early in the morning, services several men as they are bent over on all fours. At this point the women will proceed to masturbate the men from behind as if she is milking a cow. While yanking on the men's privates, she will continue to do this until they produce spunk. She will collect the fresh milk into a bucket. And continue to have a glass of fresh milk for breakfast.
Girl: Wow this is great milk claire.

Claire: Why thank you skimed it myself.

ie the skim claire
skim claire by Client 9 June 13, 2008

Skim-beetle 

To leave; evacuate

Synonym for ‘hightail
Skim-beetle guys. C’mon let’s go!
Skim-beetle by jrmrbcax September 30, 2021