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Skrimped 

Not tipping. This term can be attributed to the individuals who order "skrimp" instead of shrimp. In addition to not tipping these individuals are also likely be the biggest pain in the ass customers of the day.
Working in a service position and getting skrimped is most likely to occur around the first of the month. This is likely because an individual who would skrimp their server is living off of some kind of government welfare program.
Skrimped by dumb beyond my years November 6, 2009

filthy shrimper 

A person who gets sexual pleaser out of Either touching, sucking, or wanking with feet.
"Filthy Shrimper is a filthy habit, you should be ashamed of yourself".
filthy shrimper by halfevil333 August 8, 2016

shrimper 

when a guy ejaculates into a female prosterer then a third party drinks the sperm out
here comes the shrimper we ordered
shrimper by we we February 14, 2003

Shrimpled 

After having strenuous sex multiple times, ones dick becomes shrimpled (Shrunk, Crimple, Shrimpy, and Tired)
I met a girl at the bar last night, took her home, banged her and then woke up today with my dick all shrimpled.
Shrimpled by stutterking20 March 18, 2013

shrimper 

When it has just rained and you walk with tenis shoes and rolled up jeans through a wet soggy field. You have to roll your jeans up to keep from getting them wet.
Hey, she's dressed like a shrimper!
shrimper by Ashley January 2, 2005

Shrimper 

Someone who won't hesitate to throw you under the bus in order to make more money. They are desperate for finding extra work to do for more cash and will sell their soul and yours to get it.
Anthony is always trying to make more money hanging around the boss's office. He's such a shrimper, I can't stand him.
Shrimper by Krayta July 9, 2016