Don't Shit With Me

A phrase commonly used when somebody says something or does something, or tells you something unbelievable. Can be used for positive or negative

A: Dude, some guy just totally shot your Mother
B: Don't Shit With Me

Similar to:
Don't Fuck With Me, Don't Jack With Me

Don't Shit With Me by The Daily Hacker March 6, 2009

Beats the shit outta me 

I have no clue.
I don't know.
longer form of "beats me"

Question: Who would draw this kind of map? Answer: Beats the shit outta me.

Beats the shit outta me by sitjpk November 5, 2012

Shit in me mouth

A British expression regarding a moment or situation of grief - Used in scenarios when someone simply cannot comprehend

Doug: Oy bruv, my man is shacking me up with a broad, real peng one too. Problem is she’s a dyke.

Chris: A dyke? Shit in me mouth bruv. No sense in that.

I was hanging out curbside and a car drove by, splattering mud all over my rain jacket... shit in me mouth.

Shit in me mouth by slimalien March 14, 2020

sb. ain't got shit on me 

used to express that you are greater and better than somebody else.

or

used to say that somebody has no chance against you

King Kong ain't got shit on me!!!

sb. ain't got shit on me by C-Webb August 9, 2004

King Kong ain't got SHIT on me! 

1. The greatest movie quote of the 21st century

2. The most overused quote by average people since "Kneel before Zod!" from Superman 2. It basically means you are unbeatable since King Kong was considered unbeatable and you are saying even he's not on your level

1. (Denzel as Alonzo) "I'll burn this whole motherfucker down! King Kong ain't got SHIT on me!"

2. (Some average guy on the 'net) You wanna fight me? You can't beat me! King Kong ain't got SHIT on me!

King Kong ain't got SHIT on me! by anonymous April 15, 2006

epitome of the shit of me 

Best at being the worst

That kid is the epitome of the shit of me at being on time.

epitome of the shit of me by BINBINBINBINBINBINBINBINBINBIN April 11, 2010

That shit had me dead 

Something so funny that all you could do is soak it in and laugh in the inside cause it was too much .

I was watching Kevin hart standup , that shit had me dead

That shit had me dead by Dime piece Marie March 2, 2017