Shit's fucked up 

A basic description of life.

Guy 1: Dude, I hate my life...
Guy 2: Yeah, shit's fucked up.

Shit's fucked up by ___O.O___ June 23, 2010

for shit's sake 

when a situation calls for a response where a more pronounced explative does not quite apply. or when a situation is noticed where simply saying shit is not enough and requires special recognition.

shelly: dan quit saying fuck so much!
dan: why the fuck not shelly?
shelly: OH FOR SHIT'S SAKE.

jamie: help, i can't seem to find my vibrator.
dan: i think shelly must have broken it or ran down the batteries again.
shelly: OH FOR SHIT'S SAKE!

for shit's sake by slapnuts208 August 9, 2009

up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe 

In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle."

When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.

up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe by octopod August 25, 2004

Mott's Shots

Steps:
1. Eat half a cup of cinnamon mott's apple sauce
2. Pour the cup to the top with vodka
3. Mix with finger
4. Slurp hard
5. Get hammered drunk and sing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd

Jon: Yo dude I got this apple sauce but im tryna get fucked up.
Jonny: MOTT'S SHOTS NIGGA

Mott's Shots by Mystery 7 August 16, 2009

The Hut-shits school 

An elite and somewhat shitty school in the state of Tasmania.

Person 1: What school do you go to?

Person 2: The Hut-shits School

The Hut-shits school by TheMatriarchyLOL September 2, 2021

shit's weak 

Meaning "shit is weak", this phrase is appropriate when a person, object, or event is weak, not as cool as originally thought, or otherwise lacking.

Examples of when it is appropriate to use this phrase:

Your friend posts a video of a rice rocket on Facebook, exclaiming how cool it is, but it isn't. You comment "Shit's weak."

You buy some espresso from Starbucks, only to find that it isn't as delicious as everyone says. You mumble, "Shit's weak."

You go to a party only to find that most of the attendees are not of the opposite sex (or not of the same sex, whatever floats your boat). "Shit's weak."

shit's weak by ‽‽‽ December 5, 2010

Shit's about to hit the fan 

A saying used when information is just discovered that will completely change everything.

Dude, did you hear that Jane slept with Declan?

Are you kidding me? Shit's about to hit the fan!

Shit's about to hit the fan by erin348 July 23, 2010