byte shaman 

A computer geek whose programming skills are far beyond ordinary; almost magical in a way.

Person 1: I have a virus on my computer that I can't get to go away.

Person 2: I'd take it to Dwight. He's a byte shaman when it comes to viruses.

byte shaman by hurdlemaster13 January 27, 2010

Qanon Shaman

The Qanon Shaman is a mythical creature who only appears in riots and protests. They say if you look hard enough, you could see him at every protest and riot. His horns are said to open portals to anywhere within the USA.

"Hey have you seen the Qanon Shaman?"

Qanon Shaman by Juicey boy January 7, 2021

Sub-urban Shaman 

A term that is loosely used to define sub-urban residents that are particulary well informed psychonaughts that have a particular taste for the highly medicinal/shamanic psychadelics as well as recreational.

Recreational: Mushrooms, Acid, DMT crystals, Extacy, etc.
Shamanic: Ayahuasca brew, Peyote/San Pedro cacti, Sweet Flag Tea, etc.

"My bro mixed up some mescaline medicine in the basment, that dude is a Sub-urban Shaman"

Sub-urban Shaman by JaytheBat May 24, 2008

jenkem shaman 

A jenkem shaman is a mix between a crust punk and Haight street nomad/hobo. Usually someone from the 'burbs that got a little too much into smoking crack and playing the accordion in a street band. These fine specimen usually reside in Golden Gate park during day time and at night crash in your house and sometimes copulate with your friends or roommates, who are usually the ones responsible for letting them inside in the first place. They wear patchwork pants adorned with spoon and harmonica holders and wear some article of fake fur at all times. Basically, jenkem shamans are shitty gypsy grifters.

Girl 1: "Hey, who the fuck smoked all my weed and stole the compost bucket!?"
Girl 2: "Oh, probably that fucking jenkem shaman that rolled in with Jessica last night"
Girl 1: "Goddammit, I think we have bedbugs!"

jenkem shaman by drgonch May 14, 2010

Elemental Shaman

One of the three specialization branches of World of Warcraft class Shaman, the elemental shaman is a fearsome foe. Having lower cast times, cooldowns and higher critical hit chances with lightning spells than his restoration and enhancement compatriots, as well as the ability to cast one 100% critical, "mana-free" spell every three minutes, this character must strictly be avoided in battlegrounds, especially if they have the right gear and crit you almost every time he attacks.

OMG that elemental shaman pwned me again before I could touch him.

Elemental Shaman by poseidon83 October 1, 2006

Priest vs shaman 

I’d back the shaman .. any day …

Warrior in many lives vs .. anyway ..

The difference

Priest .. walks with god .. in purity .. in love .. light always …

Or they need a new job …

Shaman .. walks with god but has a slightly different perception a more universal view / spectrum, the shaman works in the light .. or should do but someone has to walk the in twilight …

Encounter spirit on many levels

All this you can read about ..

Better than a lot of pass times surely ..

And with knowledge .. you can kinda like maybe even embrace it ..

Shock horror …

Priest vs shaman

Just wanted to put this out there ..

Priest vs shaman by LetsTalkAboutX January 11, 2023

Paper Shaman 

A divorced middle-aged white person (usually a woman) who took a fun little weekend shaman training seminar from another white person and received a paper certificate certifying they are a shaman, and are now eligible to dance with crystals and cacao in a totally cool expression of cultural appropriation- especially on social media.

The paper shaman brought their crystals they bought from their ayahuasca trip at Burning Man.

Paper Shaman by BigRed41 February 14, 2023