severe 

awesome, cool, hot.
anything positive.

That chick is severe.
I just had the most severe hamburger

severe by Jack May 19, 2004

segered 

verb: segered, seger·ing.
1. to be exposed to sonic shit
2. to have ones ears desecrated and raped
3. to be exposed to the inferior trash pawned off as music
4. stuck in a public situation with no escape while Bob Seger’s hits play at an unbearable volume.

i got segered the other day at the record shoppe when some fucktard decided he needed to listen to three different live albums to find the one with the right version of "we've got tonight." if it wasn't for the vodka and valium i might have killed him.

segered by luvtonez July 26, 2014

Severe Ligma

A disease that will kill you. It is worse than regular ligma.

Man, you have Severe Ligma? I have ligma too but it is ligma balls.

Severe Ligma by DanTheMagicalMan January 15, 2019

Severe thunderstorm 

One mighty storm that causes euphoria.

A: BRO I GOT HIT BY A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM!!1!!!!111!1!
B: HEY ME TOO I LOVE IT
A: POSTING IT TO MY SNAP

Severe thunderstorm by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

severe bitchitis 

A contagious disease generated from anti vaccination, popularity at school and being called Kevin in a cartoon

'Isis has been bitching about everything recently'
'Yeah bro, I think she's got severe bitchitis'

severe bitchitis by anonymous April 8, 2021

Severe Fumbling Syndrome

When you fumble a baddie so tremendously bad that it’s the only thing you can think about

Person 1: He has been acting weir lately
Person 2: Yea, he is suffering Severe Fumbling Syndrome

Severe Fumbling Syndrome by DeBlobba September 29, 2022

severe d

Extreme diarrhea, projectile even.

I spent vomit last night but I've been nauseated and I still have severe D.

severe d by severe d April 19, 2019