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bristle scrunchie 

The metal part between the bristles and the handle on a paintbrush
Try not to get any paint on the bristle scrunchie
a legendary hair tie used to put a girls entire outfit together
stranger 1: what is in her hair
stranger 2: a scrunchie
scrunchie by MonkeyMan11 January 25, 2019

scrunchled 

the act of fitting oneself into a small place
When a fatass sits next to you at the movies and you have to scruchle up in the corner.

Scrunchgrim 

Informal. A person of bad personality is often referred to as a Scrunchgrim. The term is derived from an Anglo Saxon phrase and means literally to scrunch ones heart up grimly.
You Scrunchgrim, sir! You ne'er do well!

You don't have to be such a Scrunchgrim about it, Sally.
Scrunchgrim by Cheltenham Cheeks November 19, 2014

Scrunchtard 

A person below 5’3 usually red-headed and/or attending special education.

They can also be very as you gamers say “quirky”

If you see a Scrunchtard roaming without an owner please contact the C.S.C. (Center of Scrunchtard Containment) immediately via this number: (317)-889-7272
*man below 5’3 try’s to insult you* shut up Scruchtard

Hey look at that Scrunchtard over there, he can’t even reach the top shelf
Scrunchtard by Lasernarwhal (Nate) January 15, 2019

Scrunchie Day 

Give you crush a scrunchie day!
Person:Hey do you want to wear my scrunchie?
Crush:why?
Person:because it's Scrunchie Day!