scrump 

Verb. To hump Jensen Ackle's "I can has a cookie?" face.

Wtf does "scrump" mean?

It is the word for humping Jensen's cookie face, naturally.

scrump by CookieScrumper September 29, 2007

Scrump 

(noun) A ghetto, usually white girl, that wears boys boxers and low-ridin' shorts. She usually has a strange figure, not skinny, not fat, in between and lets it show. She has a nasty face and even nastier genitalia, or vagina. A step up from the adjective 'scrumpy.' Originated in Wichita, KS by Colton Falconburg.

"Hey Todd, you see Cathy lately? Bitch looks like a Scrump."
"Todd. You should hella slap that scrump."
"Todd, my man. Can't believe you did that scrump. I bet you'll be payin' for that shit, man."

Scrump by Toddsterr April 9, 2010

scrump 

A sexual act. The act of having sex.

"Damn me and my boyfriend scrumped for hours last night"

scrump by Trish W. June 12, 2007

Scrump 

A combination of 'scrap' and 'crumb'

"Colleen do you want the rest of these chips? It's only scrumps left."

Scrump by JVF July 25, 2009

scrump 

(v.) Any action of or relating to sexual arousal through physical contact.

"So did you two do it?"
"No, we just kinda scrumped all night."

scrump by Mikey Mike September 12, 2003

Scrump 

Scrub + Gump = Scrump

Adam Lambert is a scrump

Scrump by ToonSquad95 February 25, 2011

Scrump 

A Spontaneous and Carefree hump. When two people suddenly decide to get it on with no regard as to where they are or how many objects they need to sweep off the bosses desk.

" I looked at her... She looked at me... Next thing you know... it's Scrump time!"
" Oh we were scrumping, we didn't care who walked in!"

Scrump by Citizen Ziro April 23, 2016