River Snickers 

Shit found in a river or lake, usually after a large group of tubers has passed or a large group of boaters stayed in one place for a long time.

"Dude, I thought you needed to find a bathroom? "

"Nah, I dropped a river snickers ."

River Snickers by Deuce McCalister August 16, 2016

River Scott 

Big sex vegan man

Person 1: Ayy bro, you gonna start dieting?
Person 2: Yeah dude, I'm on that River Scott

River Scott by lil black guy May 2, 2019

Red River Shootout 

When two female women on their periods scissor.

Donna and Bethany’s bedroom looked like a crime scene after a passionate Red River Shootout.

Red River Shootout by Barry McCocks October 10, 2020

River Swimmer

A sexual position involving 1 male and 7 females. The male is using both hands to finger 2 of the girls, he is using his two big toes to pleasure 2 other females, there is a female sitting on his face, a female on his dick, and a female giving him a rimjob. There is an optional 8th female to poop on the group and do a Cleveland Steamroll.

Dirty Man Whore: "Man those sorority chicks really know how to get down, I did a river swimmer last night!"

River Swimmer by OreoCreamPie January 26, 2014

red river slurping 

when one gets with a bird and finds a tampon in. after finding it they persist to pull it out and finger the bird followed by going down and munching on the red carpet.

Ben: i had a ruff night last night i ended up red river slurping.

red river slurping by fat boi, uncle Bob and Wylie September 30, 2006

river surfer

1. one who gives up california surfing for blue balls surfing rivers in Canada in the winter
2. one who would know about kayaking girls with herpes

"Calgary Blue" AKA "blue balls" is a river surfer extraordinaire, because he surfs river waves in the Canadian Rockies all winter.

river surfer by Paul Calgary Blue December 8, 2006

River skipper 

Noun
A term to describe immigrants, who have illegally swam across a body of water to enter another country.

Look at all those river skippers at the gas station, dropping tailgates, drinking brown bag specials, and taking good American jobs.

River skipper by 24khoss October 17, 2013