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Oven Racking 

The act of wrapping shoelaces around an oven rack bar and the other end of the shoelaces around your fingers so that the oven rack hangs freely from your fingers and then sticking your fingers in your ears and "playing" the oven rack with other objects found in a kitchen and even your fingers. The result is that the person with the fingers in their ears experiences an incredible cacophony of beautiful church bell like sounds, and those around hear very little.
" when oven racking it is important to be creative, try spoons, pots, graters, rings, wisks and more..."
Oven Racking by enantiodromia October 19, 2011
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whats racking

a parody of the saying whats crackin ...used to discretely ask another person if they are carrying any drugs which can be "racked up" (such as e)
person 1- heyy man, whats crackin'
person 2- nothing much man, whats racking???
person 1- nothing, all out sorry
person 2- awww suckkk! (suck- australian term of sarcasim, sayin awww thats pretty awesome(crap) )
whats racking by little-ash May 11, 2006

you're racking em 

When you say something very stupid or retarded.
Me: Doesn't 2+2= 4 ?
Friend: Yeah, but you're racking em.
you're racking em by Timthebroski August 18, 2016

Straddle Racking 

A concept made up by Mormons to try and fool the superior men
Mormons lie about straddle racking and they are to never be trusted

Hot racking 

The term "Hot racking", is lingo in the Military for laying or sleeping on his/hers rack. Hot meaning bad, racking meaning your rack or bed.
Hey look, John's in his rack already and we just got off work two mintues ago. It smells over there, he must be "Hot racking."
Hot racking by TRISOM DOT ORG March 16, 2011

Toe Racking 

To Take a bike rack and slide it down a steap snow covered hill.
Tobogining with a bike rack thats what Toe Racking is
Toe Racking by Eric (batman) December 6, 2006

Hat Racking 

When you use your hat to cover a boner, giving the appearance of a hat rack when your boner grows with the hat on it.
Hat racking saved Jerry from revealing he actually did have a thing for latex.
Hat Racking by Peen Peener October 10, 2015