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queens of the stone age 

a band that plays rock music so awesome that you'll shit in someone elses pants
queens of the stone age discography

queens of the stone age(self titled)
rated r
songs for the deaf
lullabies to paralyze
era vulgaris

buy them all

Queening Chair 

A chair or throne with an opening or a hole in the seat so that a BDSM slave can perform cunnilingus or analingus on his/her Owner (sitting on the slaves face, or queening). There’s usually a strap or head brace beneath the seat so the slave can spend hours under the chair if needed. And with the slave’s body sticking out, it’s also a great recliner.
“There’s nothing like watching American Idol while my bitch is under my queening chair, eating my ass!”

Queens Boulevard 

commonly referred to as the "Boulevard of Death" or "The Boulevard of Broken Bones"

Old people who can't get across fast enough get run over all the time.
"Be sure to look both ways when crossing Queens Boulevard. It's over 10 lanes wide. It's a human bowling alley."

queens boulevard 

Queenz child: Mom. I almost comitted suicide today.
Queenz Mother: HOW???
Queenz Child: I crossed Queens boulevard today. (wimper)
Queenz Mother: O my dear god! (she faints)

queens note 

For Britain, a five pound note, not a ten pound, twenty pound or fifty pound note. GBP currency, alternative to fiver. This word is used for a five pound note because it's the most common type of money in the land of St. George.
Geez 1: Yo man, how much for a zoot of grass?
Geez 2: Your in if you got a queens note...
Geez 1: Safe.
queens note by Hawke July 25, 2006