shaken quake 

To masturbate, by not actually consciously or physically moving your hand. To be done preferably during an earthquake. It can also be known as the quake hand.

(Though this may be a rare occurrence in some parts of the world, it is the rarity that makes the situation even more romantic when the time eventually comes (pun).

Follow these steps to success:

Step 1 - Hold or press genitalia tightly in hand (Not too tight).

Step 2 - Wait for earthquake (bring on the wait).

Step 3 - Let the quake do the shake.

Example:

John: Whoa dude, are you doing the shaken quake?

Bill: No, I have Parkinson.

shaken quake by jaughter June 27, 2010

Quakertown 

A place where being "banned for life" from the QMart is a legitimate bonafided bragging right.

quakertown

Quakertown by kdsnoop November 5, 2008

Action Quake 2

The best LAN game in the world. We play Action Quake 2 to pass time in Computer Science class while we are supposed to be doing our programs.

We$ton and Lotus had open heart surgery, compliments of Austin's knife.

Mr. G loses a vital chest organ thanks to will's 12-guage.

SMILEY_BOB complains about the n00b cannon while camping in a dark alley.

Action Quake 2 by Austin Hunt May 14, 2005

Quake 4

Built on the DOOM 3 engine, Quake 4 is the sequel to the ever popular Quake II.

I hope Quake 4 has strafe jumping.

Quake 4 by pray4shi October 1, 2005

quakepoop

When you’re pooping and earthquake starts.

-Ablan, have you ever pooped during an earthquake? basically have you ever had a quakepoop?
-Yes, I was 6. I started crying but kept pooping.
-YASS QUEEN KEEP POOPIN

quakepoop by ablanslayer June 6, 2021

Quapedro

Quapedro means Quapedro.

(Kwa-ah-ped-ro)

"Quapedro? qua qua"

Quapedro by asukars. April 13, 2023

The Old Quaker 

Noun: A sexual act in which a female uses both hands to vigorous stroke the shaft of a male with an extremely large penis, similar to the act of churning butter. Optional, the female can also lick the tip ever so gently.

"So last night I was with this guy who had such a big dick that I couldn't suck it and I didn't want it inside me, so I had to pull out the Old Quaker. "

The Old Quaker by ayo_keeks May 4, 2014