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Prostitchewt 

A person who chews gum with a wide eschewed chewing action and who in doing so produces staccato clicking sounds reminiscent of a dolphin in a war.
I wish that guy next to me would shop chewing so loudly; he’s driving me crazy with his prostitchewtion. Any normal person would be considerate and not prostichewt themselves at work.
Prostitchewt by Lemon Firm November 6, 2008
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prosthetic asspointers 

Artificial limbs that attach to the shoulders of an armless person, that point with index fingers towards the anus while in a doggy-style position.
I can't wait to butt fuck my armless old lady tonight, I just bought her a new pair of prosthetic asspointers.

Prostibitch 

A common combination word for a girl that is both a huge slut and a huge bitch.
Quote: "That girl Tammy from my math class was being such a prostibitch when she flirted with the teacher so she could get a better grade than me."

I.E.: Josh's Girlfriend

Prosticunt

When one is so slutty and rude that they are both a mixture of a prostitute and a cunt.
Mimi is such a f***ing prosticunt!
Prosticunt by whavercroft January 10, 2011

prosticaine 

Prostitutes + Cocaine, examples of not great subjects to openly discuss at workplace...
"Shut the door, lets talk prosticaine"
prosticaine by 1r0 June 24, 2015

Prostithot 

You’re such a fucking prostithot
Prostithot by Artic-Sine September 17, 2019

Prostertot 

and girl in grade 9 or under that feels the need to dress like a slut because they think its cool
these little kids are always looked down upon and are given little-no respect by the older kids because of their prostitue like style
prositute + tot = prostertot

TEEN1: omg look! why are grade school kids dressing like that these days?
TEEN2: i know! do they think its cool or something? jeez
TEEN1: what a bunch of little prostertots...
Prostertot by nadinelillian April 14, 2007