Cooler Pooper 

A classless sports fan. Originating from a 2005 college football game between the the Texas Longhorns and the Ohio State Buckeyes which was overcrowded to the point that fans resorted to pooping in their coolers. Credit for the first use of the phrase "cooler pooper" goes to Brian Cook of MGoBlog.com.

The setting: After a tough loss, JDUB is made at the home team's quarterback.

JDUB: does anyone know where our quarterback lives? I want to visit him. I'm dead serious. I just want to punch him in the eye or beak his leg.
Huffy: You are putting way too much emphasis on the outcome of a sporting event.
JDUB: I got 3 lil boys all who can kick his ass and get nothing since they got clean records.
great2belucky: you know how fucking stupid you sound? that fact you have children is SCARY, you fucking cooler pooper.

Cooler Pooper by theflagshopisoutofstock September 22, 2011

poopemail 

An email sent while taking a poop.

I had to send my boss a poopemail when I came down with a bustin' case of diarrhea.

poopemail by Flashbone September 14, 2009

D.B. Pooper 

After presenting the toilet with an act of sacrifice from your bowels, going in to wipe and getting no results on the toilet paper, and after looking into the toilet, finding no evidence of feces. Not sure if your ejecta just went straight down through the closet bend, and without a witness, you question your turds very existence.

Meyer: This morning I was excited to drop the ass goblins because I had three servings of corn last night, but leaving the bathroom I didnt even know if i let the tangy butt nuts out or not.
Kirkland: Shit, man, you had a D.B. Pooper?
Meyer: All I had left to my name was a clean piece of toilet paper and a mind full of doubt.

D.B. Pooper by raymondalvarado September 29, 2010

pooperhatch 

A Butthole (usually a female's)

"Her pussy was nice, but that pooperhatch stank!"

pooperhatch by Hatcher August 4, 2006

Pooped on 

Being dominated by another.

"He pooped on you after the second half of the game"

Pooped on by Machony Leeoun November 10, 2003

Pompeo 

A sweltering, moist, most pungent, heaping pile (entire toiled bowl) of maggot infested, TKO inducing, defecation.

A yuge, big ol' pile of shit that just won't flush. The likings of which, the world outside of the USA, has never been seen before.

As a co-worker leaves the men's rooms, one comments: "That guy looks like he just took a humongous Pompeo. He is dripping in sweat!"

That Pompeo was enough to blow the doors off the men's restroom at the Golden Corral.

I heard a guy taking a massive Pompeo in the bathroom. It sounded like someone breathing heavily and dumping a 5 gallon Bucket 'O Meatballs in the toilet. I couldn't escape soon enough.

This nasty ass dude in the bathroom just sneeze farted a huge Pompeo. It smells so bad, I felt like a hostage until I could exited. Look that's him!

Pompeo by solidarity1982 January 6, 2021

Pooperage

A somewhat child-safe word for a shitter. Most children aren't allowed to use the word "shit", but "poop" is generally allowed.

An anchorage is an area where ships are allowed to anchor (and where anchoring happens), a pooperage is where pooping happens

I got to go to the pooperage before I skid mark my pants

Pooperage by lowcostsuperhero October 20, 2021