Ouija Wank

When one partner asks the other to masturbate them with their left hand. Stems from the belief that masturbating oneself with the opposite hand to writing creates the illusion of a second party. The theory is that a second person using their non-writing hand invokes a third, mystery character or entity from the spirit world into the bedroom.

OMG she gave me a ouija wank and I saw Grandma.

Ouija Wank by GaslightGarageFreak October 17, 2020

Ouija Board

A potential game that claims to be able to talk with the Spirit world of human spirits, demonic entities, etc. The name comes from the creator's sister, a medium, asking a spirit from the board the name for it, and is not the combination of Oui and Ja for hello in French and German. It is not the Yes Yes Board, Its the Good Luck Board, as that is what Ouija means, which is ironic for the multiple demonic entities you can meat.

Jack: When will we die?
Ouija Board: yes

Ouija Board by Commiie June 22, 2019

Ouija fucking

The act of putting a dildo on a Ouija board and fucking it in hopes of making the demons come out.

Mike : I tipped this camgirl so she would do a hot Ouija fucking.
Chris: Did she get a big dildo on the Ouija board?
Mike: Yes, it was a massive black one. And she fucked it till the demons came out bro.

Ouija fucking by lillbutz October 20, 2021

Ouija board

a VERY bad thing to play with. Basiclly, its a game that allows its players to contact the dead on the otherside. With a board with numbers and letters on it,you use a mover called a "planchette" that helps the spirit spell out the words that its trying to talk to you with.

be a good christian and stay away from this load of satanic crap, the only thing that will come out of it is: a house full of bad spirits, people getting hurt,or (from what i heard) loosing your SANITY!!! Also,the only people that use this are stupid people who dont know what they are doing,and satan worshipers.

A ouija board is the most stupidest game ever invented on this earth. But the most stupidest thing about it, is all of the money people wasted on this thing!!!!!

Ouija board by ballala2003 June 11, 2006

Ouija board

It's Satanic!

No Christian should ever mess with this utter piece of crap!

No one else should either - if they're smart!

And that's all there is to it.

Ouija board by later yo January 5, 2005

Ouija Board

Sexual slang referring to the act of two men, each making their right arms numb. Then with the lights off they begin to stealthily jack each other off to a spooky and mysterious orgasm.

Jeff: Are you moving it?
Matt: I'm not moving it, are you moving it?
Jeff: Well, I'm not moving it so you... Oh god I came.
Actual conversation between Fat and Juff giving each other a Ouija board.

Ouija Board by BIGtrainMcKAIN December 13, 2010

ouija board

An object of power that has given me great amounts of success in my love life, job, social life and schooling.

May the evil spirits infest you life and allow them to suck you into Ansem's darkness. You'll love it more than god, (as if she exists). Ouija, go out and create Chaos Emporer Dragon and Yata-Garasu. Mmm hmm... YES MASTER!!

ouija board by m0p1ka January 26, 2005