Total Oppo-shit 

- used to describe the result of not following what you were clearly told to do.

Not just an unintended result but the total opposite WITH a negative consequence.

See also Complete Oppo-shit

You are asked a question by your Boss who assures you he wants the the truth.

You provide the honest answer "Yes, you are an asshole."

You get fired on the spot. That's the TOTAL OPPO-SHIT of what you expected.

When you get home and share this unfortunate turn of events with your girlfriend, she stares at you blankly.

You tell her not to worry, you will bounce back.

"With you by my side how can I lose?", she then tells you
to get your shit and get out...NOW!

That was the COMPLETE OPPO-SHIT of what you wanted!

Total Oppo-shit by Been there. Done that. February 27, 2011

carrper oppo 

Usually describes a weird ass baby, most likely homosextual.

"Look at that carpper oppo"
"Ya he looks so gay and weird"
It looks like he is going to rape that guy with the Hairline Perm"
"Ya of course he is, he is a weird ass baby homo
"Yep, that's a weird ass carrper oppo"

carrper oppo by Borgus G peenerton January 4, 2021

Hoi en ik ben een vijzel van de stamper van de vijzel van de week en ik ben een oppo van de vijzel van de stamper van de week 

Lima bug

“ Hoi en ik ben een vijzel van de stamper van de vijzel van de week en ik ben een oppo van de vijzel van de stamper van de week”

Hoi en ik ben een vijzel van de stamper van de vijzel van de week en ik ben een oppo van de vijzel van de stamper van de week by AOBS April 26, 2021

Your Oppo-Type 

The person that is the COMPLETE and OPPOSITE of your type. You like skinny gamer boys? Your Oppo-Type is a chunky outdoorsy dude. (Or girl, we don't judge) Surprisingly, a lot of people tend to fall for their Oppo-Types easier than their actual types. It can lead to you feeling a sense of disgust, hatred, and shame toward that person when you are away from them. But you also will be feeling a sense of lust for them when they are near. Your friends will probably make fun of you.

Friend: "Okay, who do you like now?"
You: "This guy."
Friend: "WHAT?! That guy is the total opposite of what you go for!"

You: "I know, it's like a guilty-pleasure! He's my Oppo-Type!"
Friend: "What?"
You: "Someone that is the opposite of your type."
Friend: "OOOH! Yeah, hes definitely Your Oppo-Type!"

Your Oppo-Type by DepressedDepression June 1, 2023

opportunitoe 

Not a word so stop saying it.

Girl- ''How many opportunitoes do you think I will get to find a job?''

Guy- ''Are you high? whats an ''opportunitoe''? thats not even a word so stop using it''

opportunitoe by Your Testicle March 22, 2014

Controlled opposition 

A controlled opposition is a protest movement that is actually being led by government agents. Nearly all governments in history have employed this technique to trick and subdue their adversaries. Notably Vladimir Lenin who said ''"The best way to control the opposition is to lead it ourselves."

Count Mirabeau was part of the controlled opposition, because although everyone thought he was supporting the revolution, in reality he supported the monarchy and was a personal friend of the king. He was a government agent.

Controlled opposition by Aliases January 26, 2013

The Opposite of Batman 

A phrace to call someone who tries to do good acts but they make it worst or it backfires on the situation. The phrace came from Community character Troy Barns in season 3 episode 1 "Biology 101".

Person A: Hey man, I got your car fixed for you.
Person B: Dude, where are the wheels?
Person A: I didn't had enough money so I sold it to pay it off.
Person B: You are the Opposite of Batman.

The Opposite of Batman by changyoulater August 24, 2020