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- used to describe the result of not following what you were clearly told to do.

Not just an unintended result but the total opposite WITH a negative consequence.

See also Complete Oppo-shit
You are asked a question by your Boss who assures you he wants the the truth.

You provide the honest answer "Yes, you are an asshole."

You get fired on the spot. That's the TOTAL OPPO-SHIT of what you expected.

When you get home and share this unfortunate turn of events with your girlfriend, she stares at you blankly.

You tell her not to worry, you will bounce back.

"With you by my side how can I lose?", she then tells you
to get your shit and get out...NOW!

That was the COMPLETE OPPO-SHIT of what you wanted!
by Been there. Done that. February 09, 2011
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Aug 7 Word of the Day
A celebrity free pass is an agreement between you and your significant other that if you meet said celebrity and there is an opportunity to sleep with them, your partner cannot get mad at you for doing so because you had agreed before hand that this person was your celebrity free pass. It is ideal if both of you in the relationship choose a celebrity free pass so that the playing field is even.
Julia met Drake at a bar, and hooked up with him, knowing that her significant other could not be mad at her, because Drake was her celebrity free pass.
by gingerale011 March 25, 2011
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