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table for one 

Person 1: Hey man, are you going over to your girlfriends tonight for some action?
Person 2: Nah, I'm just gonna take a table for one.
table for one by Tu Mother May 24, 2009

take one for the team 

an act where one brave soul in your group of male friends hits on the Nottie of a group of hotties so his friends can get their slide on later on that night. taking one for the team usually involves just talking to the nottie and laughing at her jokes and complimenting her (horrid) appearance, but it may be necessary to appease the nottie by getting your wacka wacka on with her...back at her place of course, so your roomates never see her.
yeah, i was totally working up my conversation with number one hottie when her nottie roomate showed up (again!), so i had to to have joey take one for the team.

for one thing 

For one thing, the air was damp and chilly, and there was no sun.

For one thing, you must work harder.
for one thing by Dennis April 22, 2005

one for the road 

1) Something given to someone when that person is leaving so that he or she may enjoy it during the trip home.

2) The act of shooting jizz in a girl's eye and then leaving quickly during the ensuing confusion.
1)
"Say, this party is swell but my mother says I must return home by ten o'clock. It's a darn shame though, that apple juice you're serving here is terrific."
"Gee, buddy, I'm really sorry you have to leave so soon. Here, take a cup of juice for the road."

2)
The bitch was giving me a mean hummer, but I had to be going, so I shot off a couple in her mouth and then pulled out and left her with one for the road.
one for the road by Nick D February 16, 2004

one for all 

That means getting united, same to "all for one".
We stand and we won't fall
We are the one for all
~ "Youth Gone Wild" - Skid Row

one for the ditch 

that last drink that may send you over the edge into the ditch while driving home from a party or bar
Your friends or even foe may be leaving the party and you ask them "How about one for the ditch".