not being funny but 

UK way of letting someone know you're about to say something that might sound weird or insulting, and you mean it.

Also used to display general impatience/frustration.

Not being funny but I'd rather eat my own lips off than go out with you.

Not being funny but is this going to take all night?

not being funny but by pineappleyoghurt June 19, 2016

Get Your Money Up Not Your Funny Up 

a lame nigga that think he funny but he's not and he needs to Get Your Money Up Not Your Funny Up

"this nigga unfunny Get Your Money Up Not Your Funny Up"

Get Your Money Up Not Your Funny Up by deemoney14 February 19, 2023

It's not even funny 

A phrase used to describe something or something that someone did that is very weird or outrageuous in it's own way.

John is so good at Black Ops it's not even funny.
I ran into some hobo peeing in the lake it's not even funny.

It's not even funny by Marnigus January 25, 2011

Get your money up not your funny up 

A phrase commonly said by people (mostly Tobis) who don’t get pussy and feel like getting more money will bring them more girls

Don’t stress about getting pussy man, get your money up not your funny up.

Get your money up not your funny up by Wordhunter November 14, 2020

Not being funny 

This Failure of a speech, I'm sorry for putting you all through this.

John: I'm sorry for not being funny, I tried my best

Not being funny by BadSpeechguy October 23, 2022

I'm bored and I really want to make a long defenition that could break a world record and thats really funny and not just W spam.

I'm bored and I really want to make a long defenition that could break a world record and thats really funny and not just W spam.

this means I'm bored and I really want to make a long defenition that could break a world record and thats really funny and not just W spam.

I'm bored and I really want to make a long defenition that could break a world record and thats really funny and not just W spam.

ok

I'm bored and I really want to make a long defenition that could break a world record and thats really funny and not just W spam. by a sussy meaning guy thing July 4, 2022

Kinda Funny, but not 

Something that is laughable, but on the other hand can be seriously painful physically or mentally.

Did you hear what happened to Joe, he got dumped five times in a row in two days it was kinda funny, but not.

I missed that last step and fell flat on the floor, it was kinda funny, but not. (while still in pain)

Kinda Funny, but not by Angel Miette March 23, 2010