chew on my nads 

Alternative to suck my dick

Man#1: You're a fag
Man#2: Chew on my nads!

chew on my nads by hunglox September 4, 2011

lads before nads 

Kind of like the saying bros before hoes except when your bro is gay

Lad 1: Damn, I could be eating Jake’s ass right now, but we bros have to stick together, lads before nads!

Lad 2: Thanks Kris!

lads before nads by Rick Saccone March 13, 2018

pump my nads 

a saying used to express excitment (either sexual or otherwise). comes from the word "gonads" meaning testicles.

"Mo-Lay" doesn't really pump my nads
-The Breakfast Club

pump my nads by Vlad the Slayer March 16, 2010

razzes my nads 

when a bothersome or annoying situation occurs; something which aggravates.

"nothing razzes my nads more than waiting for my girlfriend to get ready for a night out"

razzes my nads by tonybotz May 21, 2013

arach-nads 

spidermans testicles

pender has a pair of hairy arach-nads that she duct-tapes to her barse

my arach-nads are tingling.

arach-nads by Ladddi tReilly August 7, 2004

go-nads

The Rhode Island School of Design's school mascot is the Nads. They even have a big penis costume as the mascot.

It's cheering for the school/sports team.

Crowd during a hockey game: Go Nads, Go!

go-nads by her October 3, 2004

Dirty Nads 

When you go balls deep during anal sex & then have them sucked clean

Jimmy, the filthy bastard kissed Liz after she gave him a Dirty Nads.

Dirty Nads by Honeybadg3r March 27, 2019