Yeet myself off a bridge

To yeet yourself off a bridge just means that u wanna die but in a cool way so to do that u say that your gonna yeet yourself of a bridge

John: hey dude what u wanna do today?
Dude: I wanna yeet myself off a bridge
John: ok cool have fun

Yeet myself off a bridge by Yeet I’m dead April 21, 2019

Fix myself 

Inject a drug during withdrawal.

I have to fix myself

Fix myself by AegisAurora October 17, 2019

Kashoot Myself 

The verb used to commit suicide because of triggers from playing kahoot or just thinking about it.

I wanted to Kashoot Myself after we presented our kahoot to the class.

Kashoot Myself by AssCrumbs January 23, 2019

yeet myself out the window 

what someone says in an incredibly awkward or embarrassing situation

*mom makes a dirty joke*

“I will literally yeet myself out the window”

yeet myself out the window by flapdoodle September 16, 2018

guess i'll just go fuck myself 

When somebody ignores/pretends you don't exist. Almost as if they're telling you to go fuck yourself, but without actually saying it.

Person 1: Hey there! How are you doing?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Soo.... what's up?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Well I guess i'll just go fuck myself, then.

guess i'll just go fuck myself by nonr_ February 11, 2019

I just shit myself 

Yeah, I did.

Yo dude, I just shit myself! Check it out!

I just shit myself by Shitman August 17, 2020

i / me / myself

hello trans/non-cis community- or anyone really ig

i wish i could be a girl, and that way
you'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend
am I pretty enough to love back
no not yettttttt
i wish I could be a girl and really
I'd prefer it if you would use i / me / myself

i / me / myself by mossshroom November 16, 2021