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The Moxie Effect 

When a woman purposely sabotages her man's look in order to make him less attractive to the opposite sex, much like Moxie drinkers can leave their nasty tasting soda in the fridge for months untouched by anyone who is thirsty, tap water is a better option. Anyone who drinks Moxie assures themselves that nobody will ever touch their soda.
Gisele Bundchen telling Tom Brady his scraggly looking hair looks "great". Clearly she has an arterial motive of making him less attractive to other models thus the Moxie Effect.
The Moxie Effect by angridragon December 28, 2010
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Wow, did you see the moxin on that guy?
moxin by thewench April 24, 2008
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Being so sly and sneaky you could even steal your own pants.
That disco bandit used all of his moxie and snuck up behind himself and stole his pants without being alerted.
moxie by Cmac003 January 13, 2006
Moxie (mok'see)n. Something or someone posessing the attribute of "coolness" or having "balls." The next word most likely to be stolen by Paris Hilton and then totally played out.
"Impromptu bra-rides in a convertable around Las Vegas are so totally moxie!"
moxie by Deanna B. October 5, 2005

Moxieman 

A ruthless, babe-stealin', womanizin', stud of a man.
When Max received three date offers in one week, it was clearly obvious that he was the next Moxieman.
Moxieman by Jan Chandran July 8, 2006
Loser ; 2: Someone prone to be easily defamed 3: Someone easily insulted :; moxin, moxinated, et al.
Man he has been Moxinated, look at him cry.
Moxin by anon February 14, 2003
A person who can't get it up unless Daler is involved. However Subotai has been known to break the rule. Use openly as an adjective.
moxin by Nyisk February 13, 2003