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Montana Moonshine 

When a guy and girl are having sex and when the guy is done he proceeds to adorn her face with man cheese(jizz). Then, since men have to pee after sex, the guy pees on her face and the girl opens her mouth and gargles the solution of golden love and man juice.
"Jenny said she needed face wash. So I decided to give her the good old Montana Moonshine."
Montana Moonshine by Flyhunter November 2, 2008
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middle school moonshine 

an alcoholic beverage consisting of 5 oz of coke and 15 oz of the rest of the shit in you liquor cabinet. it must include vodka.
Yo Mack, let's go drink some Middle School Moonshine!
middle school moonshine by yeeber October 10, 2017

Mama's Moonshine 

A drink made to serve in a Parent's Mixer Party, drink is made out of Tequila, Taco seasoning, contact lens solution, anti-anxiety medication, a reese's' mcflurry, orange soda, expired milk and whatever cheese you got layin around
Parent: You see that english teacher last night at the parents mixer? he was humping the wall!!!
Party host: I know, he downed like three of my Mama's Moonshines...
Mama's Moonshine by meshynodes October 15, 2018

Moonshine 

When you crap your pants and gag from the smell
Isaac cleared the room with his homemade moonshine
Moonshine by Zak06 May 16, 2018

moonshiner's toothpick

A moonshiner's toothpick is a coon dick
Me, "I killed me a boar coon and got me a moonshiner's toothpick."

moonshine diving 

Swimming naked after dark usually in a natural body of water. Aka skinny dipping
We went moonshine diving in the lake last night.

moonshine whistler 

Billy: Dude, this sunset clapper is looking at the moon and doing something from beyond this world
Jeremiah: Yeah, he is a moonshine whistler, what did you expect?
Billy: alright
moonshine whistler by ragnarok666 December 5, 2016