cell membrane 

The invisible force field that makes cell-phone conversations inaudible to everyone else.

"Sorry, you're breaking up . . . What? . . . I said, HOW'S THAT URINARY TRACT INFECTION HEALING? . . . What? . . . No, of course no one can hear me -- I'm surrounded by the cell membrane."

cell membrane by Leeuwenhoek April 18, 2010

membate 

the time between paying membership dues and being initiated to a club

i paid my dues for the elks club, but am still in membate until the monthly cerimony.

membate by parker-effect August 18, 2006

Weinal Membrane 

The skin around the tip of an unsurcumcised weenis.

The doctor removed his weinal membrane and reinserted it into his anal arena.

Weinal Membrane by Eric April 7, 2005

membrane

This occurs when sex is had with a woman shortly after her period has ceased. This woman usually has to have a high flow of menstruation for this to happen. The male has sex with the female and it is usually done with the woman on top of the man. Nothing is different from normal sex until the woman has her orgasm. As her vaginal fluid is being thrust out of her vagina, the left over menstruation fluid, the membrane, is also shot out of her vagina. Discovery of the membrane usually does not happen until the woman dismounts the man's penis, but the woman usually knows earlier. The woman's membrane is usually spread out over the man's pubic region. The man is most likely left in disgust. It is appropriate for the man's friends to call him Membrane Man once he shares the story.

Jacob told us the story of his girlfriend's membrane being spread over his pubic area after he had sex with her. We then called him Membrane Man for a great deal of time.

membrane by Mike Hooter July 29, 2008

Membrane Game 

A sexual act involving the thumb in the vagina and pointer finger in the ass and rubbing the membrane between the 2

Wanna go play the membrane game?

Membrane Game by AndyK_79er July 2, 2011

Weavi Membrane 

It is a small membrane located on the back of your neck, that enables you to breath underwater. This membrane is extremely rare. Only about 1 in 6 billion people have it. Scientist were amazed that they found the one person who had this membrane. This person has been asked to stay anonymous. If you think you might have this membrane, go and tell your doctor.

So yea...ummm, last night when I was taking a bath, something incredible happened. I slid down in the tub, to where my entire body was submerged, and I noticed that I could breath underwater. I went to my doctor the next day, and he told me I had the Weavi Membrane on the back of my neck. It allowed me to take the oxygen out of the water, just like a fish. It's quite incredible!

Weavi Membrane by Falcon86 November 8, 2009

Memberator 

A mod and a member combined, they identify as a member with moderator powers.

The memberator banned the cheater.

Memberator by Spidermonkez July 28, 2018