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ponsard meltdown

When some body gets really mad over something as little as coughing or sneezing.
Dude don't leave your clothes hanging out of the hamper, your wife will have a ponsard meltdown.
ponsard meltdown by Han$ January 11, 2008

stress meltdown 

When a person becomes so overloaded with work in a short space of time that they become stressed and this vicious cycle continues until a meltdown.
John: I've got so much work to do this week. I feel so stressed out and I can't cope. Work is taking over my life at the moment.

Steve: It sounds like you're gonna have a stress meltdown.
stress meltdown by OpenYourEyes91 February 1, 2010

Nuclear meltdown

A meaning: it means that a nuclear power plant reactor is going to explode
WARNING CORE OVERHEATING NUCLEAR MELTDOWN IMMINENT

marky-meltdown 

Blood-boiling enraged angry type of break-down. Emotional implosion that leads to immediate explosion of words and temper.
My friend had the biggest Marky-meltdown ever last night after they got his food order wrong.
marky-meltdown by BriHartGuy December 15, 2010

Menstrual Meltdown 

The end result of not dealing with Tear Bombs fast enough or carefully.
Menstrual Meltdown is the verbal tirade mixed with tears of a PMS-ing woman.
Usually not too logical and mostly aimed at her man.

Menstrual Meltdown is not pretty.

"What, are you screwing your secretary now???"
"Is she better than me or just more convenient??????"
"My birthday's coming up and you'd better not f***ing forget, asshole."
"You hate me when I'm like this don't you......" "No wonder the secretary turns you on."

Once the switch is flipped, you've missed the chance at any kind of quick recovery, short of a new car or pricey ring.

It's considered better to cut your losses and head to the bar with a buddy for a few hours.

Menstrual Meltdown by Real World February 8, 2008

triple chocolate meltdown 

the act of three guys cumming all over a black girl's face, resulting in a mess resembling a delicious Applebee's dessert
Lafonda looks like a mess after that triple chocolate meltdown.