lazer eye 

The act of shooting fear, anger, or disappointment into another person. Instructions-
1)Tilt your head slightly to the direction of the victim
2)Squint the eye closest to your target
3)Give an angry or disappointed facial expression
4)Stare

Person 1: We just flew by that guy in the white truck.
Person 2: Oh SHIT, he just shot me with a lazer eye!

Driver: That'll teach those cocksuckers!

lazer eye by therealskeeter June 27, 2006

lazer blaze 

getting incredibly faded, then quenching your drymouth with an ice cold energy drink, causing a unique, floaty high. similar to railing a line of coke, but much cheaper and healthier. absolutely must be followed up with a good cigarette to enjoy fully.

mohawk:i got a bunch of weed man
metalhead:lets get a couple rockstars and get lazer blazed!

lazer blaze by simplegr33n420 March 11, 2009

lazer kitten

a mystical beast no ones heard of! it'll eat you soul!

i just saw a lazer kitten in my backyerd!

lazer kitten by JIMMYJONG October 23, 2006

Lazer tag 

code name for smoking weed
try smoking and then go play laser tag and tell me it isnt the most fun thing you have ever done
What kind of gun do you have

Want to go play some lazer tag?

Lazer tag by funguy2188 May 14, 2011

lazer five 

High five that does not make contact. Hands are held parallel to each other but not slapped - sometimes a silly buzzing sound is made.

Lazer five for doing a great job, man. But don't forget to wash your hands after picking up that trash.

lazer five by doug1ness July 12, 2015

lazer pooper 

Someone who poops as fast as a normal person would pee

Damn! That bathroom trip only took 2 minutes. You must be a lazer pooper!

lazer pooper by Potatoes confetti May 7, 2018

Lazer of Moist 

A lazer, when fired, moistens the target on contact.

“These socks are really starchy, can you give them a shot with your Lazer of Moist please?”

Turns off adult filter in search engine

Opens sock

“Aaah Like a glove”

Lazer of Moist by BigBillyBobby July 10, 2018