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Krijg de Kanker

Get the Cancer. A dutch insult, quite literally a curse, telling some one to get cancer.
Krijg de Kanker, Jessica Stanley you cankerous bitch! Krijg de Kanker, Jessica Stanley I hope you die of sifilous! Krijg de Kanker, Jessica Stanley I hope your IUD gives you endometriosis, and you die lonely from your Histrionic personality disorder!
Krijg de Kanker by Oxytocin November 5, 2008
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To publicly humiliate yourself by being such a douchebag that you not only embarrass yourself, but also those in your immediate presence.
Man, he totally Kanyed during that wedding toast by claiming that the bride was fugly.
Kanyed by BlackMagic31688 September 15, 2009
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je kanker moeder 

A dutch centence that you can use in almost every moment
Stranger: je bent echt kapot stom/ you are fucking annoying.
You: ja je kanker moeder ook: yes, your cancer mom is annoying to.

Stranger: ik haat je/ i hate you,
You: dat is wat je kanker moeder zei toen je was geboren/ that is what your cancer mom said when you were born.

Stranger: ik neuk je vriendin/ i will fuck your girlfriend.
This is where your "calf" (Spelled incorectly with a "K" runs into your Ankle. Calf + Ankle = Kankle
DAYUM that girl got some KANKLES on her
kankels by PlayBoy January 6, 2005

kanker sletje 

A nice Dutch word for a beautiful person like your mom who’s got pregnant at 17 after getting gangbanged by 17 black dudes.
(Dutch)
Me: Je moeder is echt een kanker sletje
You: Ey je kanker moeder vriend, jouw ma is een kanker sletje
Me: Hou je kanker bek kanker homo
kanker sletje by Richarqq TTV March 10, 2021

Kanker kech 

A woman (Dutch language)
Do you see that "kanker kech" there, she looks like she wants to mate.

je kanker vader 

translates to duch to: your cancer father.

used by chads to assert dominance .
je cumsnor lijkt echt op die van je kanker vader.
je kanker vader by kankervader123 February 28, 2021