Jort storm 

Originated from a Charlie Slimecicle song, The fictional natural disaster called Jort storm can be multiple things, It can be a Jort-icane, Jort-nado Jort-nami, Jort-quake, Jort-ruption, Jort-alanche, or even a Jort-pocalypse.

"We are getting reports that a Jort storm is headed straight for the studio!"

"Oh no!!"

Jort storm by JORTSTOMSCOMINGTONIGHT123 September 12, 2023

jort emergency 

when you need to immediately on the go turn your pants into a pair of jorts.

john: my pants are inside out
rick: looks like a jort emergency!

jort emergency by t5q34ergresg August 14, 2024

she succ me thru my jort 

When a woman orally pleases a male through a pair of gym shorts.

"What did you do with Becky last night?"
"she succ me thru my jort"

she succ me thru my jort by regionalatleast March 3, 2017

Mordan Jort 

Mordan Jort is a bad ass he slays all the puss dog his friends usually call him Jordan TPS now you may be asking jordan what the fuck does TPS stand for now this stands for “The pussy slayer” jordan is a rare species this one in particular comes in all shapes and sizes this is the father jordan usually the fastest fuck of them all. Jordan/Mordan gets all the botches so watch out he might take ya chick dog

Mordan Jort- This one faggot named Mordan Jort fucked my girl last night dawg i caught that hoe cheating Mordan Jort is one pussy slayer 😤😤

Mordan Jort by Mordan Jort March 10, 2019

National Jort day 

National jort day is on may 26

person: What do i wear today?
you: Jorts and a bb simon belt
person: Why?
you: It’s national jort day

National Jort day by Luckis gut May 26, 2022

National Jort Day 

National jort day is celebrated on May 20th every year.

“hey what are you wearing to school on May 20th” “im wearing jorts duh it’s national jort day”

National Jort Day by hellloooo69696420jorts May 15, 2024

to jort 

The action of cutting a pair of jeans to the length of a pair of shorts. Invented by famous jortist Brian David Gilbert in his 2019 masterpiece: "how to make jorts".

a jean jorted before its time

i need to include the word "to jort" in here but thats not how english grammar works please ignore this sentence thx

to jort by cmm78 March 3, 2025