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Mt. Iorning

Ridiculously large amount of wrinkled clothes, awaiting iorning.

Mom: I think I'll tackle Mt. Iorning today.
Son: Good luck with that.

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A singing, rapping, ironing, starch spraying all-female group in white bullet bras and half slips lead by Miss Melba Toast.

The Ironin' Maidens theme song is "The Ironin' Board Rap", written by Ms. Patti Thornton.

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My sister was trying to iron my moms shirt and it wasn’t really ironed so she blamed it on the iron

“It wasn’t ironding”

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A foul-smelling human. An insult that is used to describe someone who smells similar to that of sewerage.

You smell like ironicgames.

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