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Interstate Autopilot 

An honorable sex act that begins with being bored on a road trip, this act usually involves at least two guys. First the passenger must get on top of the driver and begin having Anal sex, while bouncing on top of the driver they must start making out with each other vigorously. After that, due to the drivers riders visual restrictions, the driver must use his tongue to guide the rider how to steer the car. The rider then uses his ass cheeks to turn the steering wheel in whatever direction the drivers tongue pushes in his mouth. This act is preferably to only be done on interstates where the turns are limited.
“Hey I’ve been driving for a while and I’m a little tired, should we put it in interstate autopilot?”
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California Interstate 

Sticking a toy car into a girl's vagina
After raiding his Hot Wheel collection he gave his sister a California Interstate

Happy Interstate 

When the happy trail is exceedingly hairy, enough to be deemed a happy interstate.
That guy's belly hair is gnarly. It's called a happy trail - No, it's called a happy interstate.

on the interstate 

Baseball term that indicates that the player is batting for an average between .100 and .200. The term comes from the "1" at the start of the batting average looking like the "I" designation for the US interstate system and the other numbers relating to a specific interstate.
"How is player X doing this year?"
"Terrible, he's riding on the interstate, cruising down I-80."
on the interstate by M Began June 7, 2019

Iowa Interstate Railway 

Iowa Interstate is a Class 3 Railroad running trains between Council Bluffs, Iowa and Chicago, Illinois. The Railroad uses SD38-2s, GP38-2s, ES44ACs, QJ locomotives from China, and some weird ass "slug" locomotives. The railroad line was bought from The Rock Island Railroad in 1984, and was built on the old main line stretching from Omaha to Chicago. Today they run multiple trains each day, one of the most popular trains being the CBBI (Council Bluffs-Blue Island), or BICB (Blue Island - Council Bluffs) this train usually use 2-3 locomotives for power (usually 2 ES44ACs, and sometimes a 3rd GP-38 or SD-38) And pulled Grain, Containers, and sometimes other stuff. The line is also great for insulator hunting and has an assortment of different glass.
The Iowa Interstate Railway local had IAIS 516 leading today!!!

now that interstate is paved with memories

meme of the song by dream lmaoo
x: guys we are on a roadtrip-
y: NOW THAT INTERSTATE IS PAVED WITH MEMORIES

Imperstateral 

Something that involves a balance of power between two people.
- Used mainly when referring to a relationship in which no party holds authority over another.
- Derived from the latin words for ‘power’ and ‘balance’.
“She treats her girlfriend very well. They have an imperstateral relationship.”