hotter than Texas in July 

describing an extremely attractive woman

Wow, man, that chick is hotter than Texas in July!

hotter than Texas in July by Woody Thomas August 30, 2008

Hotter than the devil's anus

An expression used to describe an excruciatingly hot situation, either as in temperature or sexually.

Wow, beads of sweat are dripping from my brow. It's hotter than the devil's anus in here.

Hotter than the devil's anus by reallyhot July 7, 2010

hotter than dog shit in a skillet 

a person be hot an in temperature

That sun is making me hotter than dog shit in a skillet.

hotter than dog shit in a skillet by Jason T. Durbin November 18, 2005

hotter than shit sauce

Phrase used to describe the unbearable heat one must endure when there is either no air conditioning or the air conditioner is broken.

This fucking office is hotter than shit sauce.

hotter than shit sauce by warden.firewire August 9, 2008

hotter mom tiebreaker 

Strategic mechanism used by male coaches of youth sports to choose between two or more players who are athletically equal. Often abbreviated as H.M.T.

The rest of the kids available in the rec league basketball draft are all horrible players; we'll have to go to the hotter mom tiebreaker to make our pick.

hotter mom tiebreaker by cdh121 January 31, 2012

Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day 

When someone is extremely hot, normally your best friend....

"Hey did you see Marleys insta photo?" "Yea she's Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day"

Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day by AllHailLiv August 1, 2019

hotter than a tittle widdle

When it is hot enough to leave asscheek marks on a chair when you sit down.

“It’s hotter than a tittle widdle.”
“Let’s go inside and eat then.”

hotter than a tittle widdle by FarkusYaDig August 22, 2021